31 October 2012

A Wedding Crasher Named Sandy, or Don't Believe the Frankenhype

As you know from my last past, I'm currently in Pennsylvania. Or perhaps I only mentioned that I was flying without mentioning my destination, in which case this could be the first time you knew where I was going. Either way, I'm in Pennsylvania until Thursday.

On Friday, shortly after my arrival, I began hearing about Frankenstorm: Hurricane Sandy joining forces with another large front, coming off water and over land in the mid-Atlantic.
On Saturday my sister got married. The wedding was great. I managed to not cry until my other sister gave a toast at the reception. That being said, I'm no wedding writer. Moving along.

Saturday evening after the wedding I headed back to my mom's house, obviously exhausted. Sunday we did a bit of preparation, acquiring supplies and such. Fortunately my mom keeps her house, and doubly so her kitchen, quite well stocked, so disaster preparation is a minimal task. This meant that we could spend time resting up from the wedding. Monday I spent some time on tasks like filling buckets and pots with water, just in case the power went out and we were unable to draw water. My mom and I found a few extra candles in a box of stuff, certain to be useful later.
And then the storm came.

Wind. Heavy rain. It was all there, but not yet to the extent we were expecting. However, for early in the storm, this was bad. If this is only a foreshadow, we are in trouble.

Prior to the storm, this
tree was full of leaves.
The ditch in front of the house was beginning to clog, so I used a hoe to dig a pile of leaves out of it, along with a few rocks and the occasional stick (the originating causes of the damming effect). Trees had been full of leaves only a few hours ago. Now the leaves are gone, though in some cases they are still attached to branches, which are themselves grounded.

After getting leaves unjammed several places, I noticed a bush in the ditch. It looked dead, but had formerly been growing in the side of the ditch where roots kept hold. It was blocking leaves and creating a dam, with water backed up about 8 inches deep behind it. I went back to the house to confirm with my mom that the bush was dead, then headed back to the bush with the two-handed pruning shears.

I jump into the ditch, quite glad to be wearing boots to keep my feet dry. I cut away at the bush, throwing the scraps into the yard. I fall, using the remainder of the bush to catch myself and not end up face down in a puddle of filthy water. With each passing car I jump out of the ditch, just in case*. It falls under this new thing I was trying: safety first. I finally get the dead bush out, followed by most of the leaves. Those I don't remove are still dislodged by their lack of support and float away.

As I am getting out of the ditch, a far more complicated task than normal given this weather, a gust of wind nearly knocks me over. A leaf hits my face, instantly leaving it numb. When I arrive inside, I ask my mom the question she always hates to hear: "Am I bleeding?" Fortunately, this time the answer is no.

Hours later the power outage begins. I spend my time mostly reading Freakenomics by candlelight and eating salt water taffy left over from the wedding reception. Quite pleasingly, the power comes on after about two hours, not the several days we'd been told to anticipate.

The heaviest part of the storm was over by about 10 PM, only hours after the meteorologists had anticipated the peak period to begin. Today I once again cleaned leaves and rocks out of the ditch, as well as picking up broken limbs and the pieces of the aforementioned bush. Flooding throughout the area was minimal, and most people here have regained power. I've slept through bigger storms than this. I understand the storm was much worse other places, but here in central Pennsylvania, Frankenstorm was a whole lot of Frankenhype.

*There was a car accident across the street Sunday evening. No one was injured as far as I know, which was no small miracle as it was a car overturned, then hit by a truck. At least twice we've had cars in our ditch. There have been others. This area has a much higher-than-average rate of car accidents. Conditions were also bad. I was not being irrational.



26 October 2012

What's Done in the Dark Will Come to the Flight

It's 2am PDT. I don't know about local time, as I have no idea where I am.

Sometime between the last time I flew and now I developed a fear of flying. Really, it's likely just the fact that I've slept at most 30 mins since 4:10am yesterday. And I slept only a matter of about 4 hours last night.

Coca Cola is helping to calm my nerves. So is writing. And really, it's all Jesus' doing. He's just using two of my favorite tools.

I think I land in Minneapolis in two hours, but I'm not sure thanks to time zones. Local time will be 6:05am I think. I have a one hour layover, during which I plan to post this. Part of me wishes I had longer: I think this is the airport at which I had both of my layovers last time, in which case they have a pretty cool bookstore in the airport. Not that I need to buy even more books right now.

On my way back my layover is in Atlanta. Never been to the city or airport before, so this will cross one of those off the list, even if it is brief. Maybe someday I will return for the city itself.

I don't fly very much at all. I don't drink Coke all that much. Frankly, I'm probably scared of the wrong one of those two. But I think maybe, just maybe, I can get some sleep now. Goodnight.

[update: slept roughly 1.5 hrs. That's also the 24 hr total. 48 hr total will in a few minutes be about 5.5. Also just recorded a video about Burger King. Didn't their breakfast used to be bigger?]

24 October 2012

How To Pack for a Trip

I'm packing right now for my upcoming trip. Tomorrow (technically Friday morning, as it's 12:55am, but we will say tomorrow) I leave for vacation. My sister gets married on Saturday, followed by my visiting my mom for a few days before heading to New Hampshire for a friend's birthday. So today is a day full of packing.

That is to say, today is supposed to be a day full of packing. I've been off work for more than four hours, and my duffle bag is still empty. I'm really just procrastinating. I figure, what better way to procrastinate than to blog? I couldn't think of an answer either. So here I am, blogging at the library. That's right, I'm such a good procrastinator that I'm not even at home.

Here is a picture of me walking to the library:

So I'm thinking, because that's what I do...why do I procrastinate? Honestly, I don't know. I guess this will give me another thing to think about on my trip. I have a pretty good list of those. Here are some of the things on that list, most (if not all) of which will continue to need thought after the trip.

-servant leadership - leading from the back (negative) vs serving from the front (positive)
-the future - what do I want to do with my life? Goals, priorities, etc
-sabbath/rest - what is the purpose/benefit of this?
-cookies - how can I make better ones?
-gardening - what is th best use of my limited space? This is particularly relevant as I move toward doing more canning and other preservation
-future of blog, etc - it looks like the near future will include some shakeups, including but not limited to more video content, a new location (seriously Google, where are all thes improvements you keep promising?), and possibly even a domain (TheJRMY.com)
-a wife - seriously. I'm not getting any younger here.
-dinosaurs - there isn't anything I need to figure out about dinosaurs. They're just awesome, so I think about them a lot. I'm not kidding.

Yeah, that's a lengthy list. I realize that. But even getting it out of my head and onto paper (albeit not real paper) helps. I always am thinking about a lot of things. It's vital.

Ok time to end this post. I leave you with a YouTube video not of my creation. Speaking of finding a wife...


20 October 2012

Two Weaks

I know it's been two weeks since my last post. My last post was my most viewed post ever. And it was a pretty heavy post. My next post is another that is very special to me, though not so sad. Anyway, since it's an important post, I really want to do it right.

It's been a busy two weeks, especially as I prepare to go on vacation. One week from today my sister is getting married. Crazy. And really, on the East coast (where she is) it's already Sunday, so one week from yesterday. Point: I haven't had time to write this post properly.

I'll say it again: this upcoming post is very important to me. I don't want to just throw it together. And I could throw together something else to take up space and make my posts more frequent, but I don't feel like that's fair to you. It's a waste of your time if I throw it together just to make my posts look frequent. I have more respect for you than that.

I promise it's coming. For now, this is all you get. I'm sorry, and thank you for your patience.

07 October 2012

What a Difference a Year Makes, or Fuck Cancer

[For the most part, I keep my blog very clean. Some things simply cannot be expressed in this way.]

On Friday it was one year since the day Steve Jobs died. None of us will ever forget his long struggle with pancreatic cancer. It sucked. This being said, I don't know Steve Jobs. If he had lived one hundred years or more, I probably would have still never met him. I have a lot of respect for him as an innovator and a leader in an industry. Give it a few years. Someone else will come along and revolutionize the way we compute. People will begin calling him or her "the new Steve Jobs" or "Steve Jobs of the East" or something like that. 
Jeff's shirt says it all.
Photo cred to Sarah Murphy

About two weeks ago one of my regular customers came in, obviously shaken up: that morning the doctors told him he had pancreatic cancer. Worse, they gave him six months to a year to live. He never did anything to get famous. When he dies, not that many people will know. But I will know.

Who will sit there at my bar and drink a decaf nonfat light whip latte? Who will look out for Jimmy? Who will offer me free guitar lessons repeatedly despite my not taking them?

Every time that I hear about cancer, there is a pain in my soul. As C.S. Lewis says it in Perelandra, "Even Maleldil weeps at the thought of death."* This is not how God intended it.

This evening while talking to my roommate, he reminded me that someday this is where we are all headed. To quote Fight Club, "With a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." I hope I don't go this way. I hope it is quick and painless. Whatever the case, it will happen. Then he asked me the question: when it happens, how many people will truly be upset? Am I impacting and influencing people or just getting by? Think about it. It's worth the time.

*That is quoted from memory. It is as I remember. I cannot look it up as I loaned my copy to a friend, and a quick search of the internet did not turn up that particular quote.